{"id":288,"date":"2013-03-26T21:23:23","date_gmt":"2013-03-26T19:23:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kirppu.kapsi.fi\/?p=288"},"modified":"2013-03-26T21:25:51","modified_gmt":"2013-03-26T19:25:51","slug":"madam-pastille-and-her-staff","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kirppu.kapsi.fi\/?p=288","title":{"rendered":"Madam Pastille and her staff"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Madam Pastille owns a nice little cafeteria where she&#8217;s employed the cheapest staff she could find. Two lazy ass interns and a fat naked cheff, I mean baker&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-289\" title=\"Madam Pastille\" src=\"http:\/\/kirppu.kapsi.fi\/kirppus_blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/pektopah.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"950\" height=\"627\" srcset=\"https:\/\/kirppu.kapsi.fi\/kirppus_blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/pektopah.jpg 950w, https:\/\/kirppu.kapsi.fi\/kirppus_blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/pektopah-590x389.jpg 590w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 950px) 100vw, 950px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Madam Pastille owns a nice little cafeteria where she&#8217;s employed the cheapest staff she could find. Two lazy ass interns and a fat naked cheff, I mean baker&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirppu.kapsi.fi\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/288"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirppu.kapsi.fi\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirppu.kapsi.fi\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirppu.kapsi.fi\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirppu.kapsi.fi\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=288"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/kirppu.kapsi.fi\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/288\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":292,"href":"https:\/\/kirppu.kapsi.fi\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/288\/revisions\/292"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirppu.kapsi.fi\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=288"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirppu.kapsi.fi\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=288"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirppu.kapsi.fi\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=288"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}